At Myopic Mole Soupworks, our goal is simple, to provide the discerning soup aficionado with a tasting experience so profound, no other soup will ever compare. Our chef-de-cuisine toils tirelessly in the shadows of our kitchen amidst rows of cauldrons, all roiling and bubbling with the finest soups known to humankind. Our savant-of-soup, Markus Moleheim, is often described as antithetical in demeanor to the fabled Seinfeldian Soup-Nazi, but an equal or greater in ability. Appropriate to his namesake, Moleheim holes up in the kitchen—often for days on end—in an ever-ongoing attempt to produce a pot of mélange more potent than Nectar of the Gods.